shia watching the even stevens movie
this was the happiest moment of my week
She got torn up by a boat propeller off New South Wales in 2001 and proceeded to walk it off. Swim it off. Whatever. The scars from the propeller slices healed ~20cm deep down her back and across her tail fluke. Since then, whale watchers down under look for “the Blade Runner” every year. Just the sight of her starts conversations about whether we humans should reconsider being such gigantic floppy penises to our rad cetacean bros.
nobody will ever be harder core than the Blade Runner. She has surpassed badassery.
She is unkillable. She is Life Goals: the Whale.
Van Gogh Museum (Amsterdam) today, surrounded by a maze of 125,000 sunflowers where everyone was allowed to take home as many sunflowers as they wanted to.
let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
“I love you. I knew it the minute I met you. I’m sorry it took so long for me to catch up. I just got stuck.”
Silver Linings Playbook (2012)








